An exchange between me and a shoplifting client in the holdover:
ME: Good morning, Ms. _________.
HER: Are you my new attorney?
ME: Um, no. I've always been your attorney.
HER: You're the same guy from last time?
ME: Yes.
HER: I just remember you being a lot younger last time.
ME: That was only three weeks ago!
HER: Maybe you had more hair back then.
ME: Trust me, I didn't.
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An instant classic. That might even be funnier than the crackback on your age.
Of course don't let Bennett see your poor choice of grammar in the lede.
Maybe Pat McCann appeared for you that day. He has vanishing hair.
okay, that's too funny. First off, she hit it right on the head, you are so "non" looking that anyone would forget you after that first glance. :) And maybe you just didn't shave your head that day, and your client was meth'd out when she first met you. It could happen!!!!
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