Friday, December 18, 2009

Holiday Classics

Last year I got canned (for the second time) for running the 12 Days of Lykos (that YOU GUYS wrote, I might add!). Looking back on the list now, it seems so absolutely non-abrasive compared to what Snookems and the Gang actually did during their first year in Office, doesn't it?

So, without further ado, I'm re-running the 2008 Days of Lykos. I'm also taking suggestions for the 2009 Days of Lykos.

Y'all remember how to play this game right??

Oh, and by the way, I will be ceremoniously firing myself again Christmas Eve so that Ken Magidson doesn't have to do it this year.

Merry Christmas everybody!


The 12 Days of Lykos - 2008 Edition
On the 12th Day of Lykos, Snookems gave to me 12 jurors chosen without a preemptive strike;
11 free "crooked cop passes" from Mr. Police Integrity himself;
10 internal memos regarding unprofessionalism of reading toxic, antiregime blogs;
9 new ashtrays for the 6th floor smoking lounge;
8 days of Lykos Hell every single week;
7 insulted yarmulke-wearing witnesses;
6 emails from my family wanting an explanation for why I won't be visiting as planned for New Years;
5 new pantsuits;
4 free tickets for a reception on January 1, 2009 that I'm forced to attend;
3 washed out judges;
2 Leitner balls; and
A troll from a spider hole.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

12 months of mass confusion

A Harris County Lawyer said...

Not bad, but the rules of the game are start with day one.

Anonymous said...

OK, let me give it another shot 1 DA endorsed Brady violation

Anonymous said...

2 stellar employees crucified in the Chronicle

Anonymous said...

3 wahed up Judges demanding to be called Judge

Anonymous said...

Four people who care about my talking to Congress.

A Harris County Lawyer said...

Okay, now we're rolling.

Anonymous said...

"Five DIVERT & TRACE flipflooooops."

Anonymous said...

six unpaid precommits

Anonymous said...

7 Leitner bobbleheads nodding to the Judges

Anonymous said...

8 unfilled spots in the trial bureau

Anonymous said...

9 "friends of Bridgewater and Chow" hired

Anonymous said...

10 golden parachutes for 10 republican failure.

Anonymous said...

12 jurors find Jackson guilty

Anonymous said...

And a J.D. in a Coke tree!

Anonymous said...

11 weekly resignations

Anonymous said...

By the way, only 6 jurors found jackson guilty.

Anonymous said...

75 bitter ADAs...

Anonymous said...

0 Leitner balls (they were delivered to a troll in a spider whole)

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I think we should stick with the original 12 months of mass confusion.

Anonymous said...

76 different ways for Lykos to get in the media

Anonymous said...

12 jurors who will never see Pat Lykos in court.