12 Angry Grand Jurors 11 broken BAT Vans 10 day vacations to Hawaii on taxpayer money 9 0% of the office hates their boss 8 Jack and Cokes 7 and 7's 6 month demotions 5 amendments, 1,2,3,4, FIF! 4 packs a day 3 Media Relations employees making a combined $400K 2 hundred thousand dollars in questionable personal reimbursement payments to Lykos from county coffers 1 disgraceful troll of a DA
12 ADAs left in misdemeanor, 11 frantic closed doors, 10 cigarette breaks a day, 9 thousand dollars in mystery reimbursement, 8 hour work week, 7 day work week for everyone else, 6 dollars to work intake, 5 Golden Amendments, 4 awards in Hawaii, 3 french media liasons, 2 premade timesheets, and a BAT Van Controversy!
The campaign promises and new programs were nothing more than smoke and mirrors. It just allowed Screwge and her gang of plants to commandeer the Office.
Here is wishing you ALL a very Merry Christmas. Time to forget about the real world for a couple of days. Get lost in family and friends. Have a fantastic time. And remember the real reason for the Season. Merry Christmas!
Can you post a thread in which people can list SPECIFIC issues (example - like the one in this thread about the Elder Abuse Division)?
This will help the media (I hope) to give them direction in asking about specific issues - IMO - if you google HCDA in the past three years, you will find many announcements of great and wonderful programs and ideas.
The PROBLEM - follow-up.
Did the program actually get started?
If it did, let's see some numbers.
Let's hear about what really happened (or didn't).
Or, about the programs that were simply renamed? You all know what I'm talking about.
In the meantime, I'm enjoying the holidays with my friends and family and pushing this ugly, ugly business out of my head!
Good Morning Boys and Girls: It's a Cold Cruel World out there so:
Mr. Grinch lyrics
You're a mean one, Mrs. Grinch. You really are a heel,You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel,
Mrs. Grinch,You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!You're a monster, Mrs. Grinch,Your heart's an empty hole,Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mrs. Grinch,I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!You're a foul one,
Mrs. Grinch,You have termites in your smile,You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mrs. Grinch,Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile! You're a rotter,
Mrs. Grinch,You're the king of sinful sots,Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch,You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!{ You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch, With a nauseous super "naus"!,You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss,
Mrs. Grinch,Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgracefulassortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!You're a foul one, Mrs. Grinch,You're a nasty wasty skunk,Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mrs. Grinch,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,"Stink, stank, stunk"!
Ho, Ho, Ho Merry Christmas to Harris County From the District Attorney - Here is out New Years Cheer:
We seek justice, We convict, We hide evidence by taking the 5th!
28 comments:
A BAT van controversy
a preprinted, Scroogy timesheet
A Grand Jury dodging DA.
1 B.A.T. van controversy
2 Runaway Grand Juries investigating the Troll who stole justice
3 rocks of crack before you go to jail......
This may be out of order, but...
Three staff indictments (at least)!
A Fifth of Amendm-- er, Jack.
A mirror...then took it back and gave it to Palmer.
7 stranded ADAs said this is my last fight--if they take me back to Lykos they won't take me back alive
Just Sayin'
12 Angry Grand Jurors
11 broken BAT Vans
10 day vacations to Hawaii on taxpayer money
9 0% of the office hates their boss
8 Jack and Cokes
7 and 7's
6 month demotions
5 amendments, 1,2,3,4, FIF!
4 packs a day
3 Media Relations employees making a combined $400K
2 hundred thousand dollars in questionable personal reimbursement payments to Lykos from county coffers
1 disgraceful troll of a DA
Seven obvious felonies!
12 jurors saying NOT GUILTY NOT GUILTY--you can kill again!
12 ADAs left in misdemeanor,
11 frantic closed doors,
10 cigarette breaks a day,
9 thousand dollars in mystery reimbursement,
8 hour work week,
7 day work week for everyone else,
6 dollars to work intake,
5 Golden Amendments,
4 awards in Hawaii,
3 french media liasons,
2 premade timesheets,
and a BAT Van Controversy!
10 day continuance so Patsy won't have to testify
A badge from my little pork chop.
9 Michelle and Devon cat fights
11 extended lines of credit for poor Jared Woodfill
Jimmy's nuts in a jar's gotta go somewhere in there.
I'll be damned ! Lil Jimmy is neutered? See, I can learn somethg new everyday.
Merry F'ing Christmas
A Palmer dodging the grand joo-ree...
I was wondering when Pat Lykos will submit her resignation in 2012?
1 whistle blower a blowing.
3 elevators working
0 investigators ever assigned to elder fraud prosecution division
1 constantly changing then disappearing prosecutor
Countless referrals of elder abuse/exploitation cases on expectation of some action
Maybe 2 prosecutions by elder abuse division in. 3 years.
Countless broken campaign promises and poorly implemented new programs doomed to fail because of failure/inability to devote adequate resources.
9:26,
The campaign promises and new programs were nothing more than smoke and mirrors. It just allowed Screwge and her gang of plants to commandeer the Office.
Here is wishing you ALL a very Merry Christmas. Time to forget about the real world for a couple of days. Get lost in family and friends. Have a fantastic time. And remember the real reason for the Season. Merry Christmas!
Here's a suggestion for next year, Murray.
Can you post a thread in which people can list SPECIFIC issues (example - like the one in this thread about the Elder Abuse Division)?
This will help the media (I hope) to give them direction in asking about specific issues - IMO - if you google HCDA in the past three years, you will find many announcements of great and wonderful programs and ideas.
The PROBLEM - follow-up.
Did the program actually get started?
If it did, let's see some numbers.
Let's hear about what really happened (or didn't).
Or, about the programs that were simply renamed? You all know what I'm talking about.
In the meantime, I'm enjoying the holidays with my friends and family and pushing this ugly, ugly business out of my head!
Good Morning Boys and Girls: It's a Cold Cruel World out there so:
Mr. Grinch lyrics
You're a mean one, Mrs. Grinch. You really are a heel,You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel,
Mrs. Grinch,You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!You're a monster, Mrs. Grinch,Your heart's an empty hole,Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mrs. Grinch,I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!You're a foul one,
Mrs. Grinch,You have termites in your smile,You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mrs. Grinch,Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile! You're a rotter,
Mrs. Grinch,You're the king of sinful sots,Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch,You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!{ You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch, With a nauseous super "naus"!,You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss,
Mrs. Grinch,Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgracefulassortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!You're a foul one, Mrs. Grinch,You're a nasty wasty skunk,Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mrs. Grinch,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,"Stink, stank, stunk"!
Ho, Ho, Ho Merry Christmas to Harris County From the District Attorney - Here is out New Years Cheer:
We seek justice,
We convict,
We hide evidence
by taking the 5th!
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