Pat Lykos is deeply sorry for her dirty campaigning, longtime public spokesman Alan Bernstein stated today.
"For all the Siegler signs I had cut up," the tearful candidate said. "For all the baseless attacks on Kelly Siegler. I hereby denounce that idiot Terry Lowry and his slanderous LinkLetter. I condemn Kimberly Ann White for trying to list Mrs. Siegler's home address on the internet. I'm sorry for signing into that brilliant blog under the name of Snookems. I did it all to cover my own inadequacies as a candidate. I am deeply sorry, and I will be enrolling in Anger Management Classes immediately. I will also be voting for Kelly Siegler."
Happy April Fool's Day!