Monday, March 3, 2008

Contacting Me

Looks like that whopping $1 retainer that I paid my friend Mark Bennett to represent me back in January is running out (which is really bad considering that I haven't paid him the dollar yet). He's informed me that he has these things called "other cases" and "real work" to do, so I need to figure out a better way for y'all to get in touch with me.

If you need to get in touch with me, just write in the comments of the latest article, but put "NOT FOR PUBLICATION" at the top. I'll get your message and I won't publish your comment.

I'll figure out some way to get back in touch with you.

4 comments:

Ron in Houston said...

I think you got the friend of Mark discount.

Nice idea to use the comment system for messaging.

Anonymous said...

What Mark is really trying to say is that he now feels your ass is too big, even in black.

anonymous c said...

Hehe!

Now, come on, Anon 6:10! Is it really THAT big?

AHCL, perhaps some Pilates is in order? ;-)

A Harris County Lawyer said...

Pilates. Liposuction. Whatever gets the job done.