The Idealism of the Legal Twitterverse

Oh, dear Lord. I've hauled off and pissed off the Twitterverse. Not in the normal way, like when I'm fully intending on pissing off people. I did this one on accident. Yesterday was a frustrating day in general. We had a family emergency that required my wife to go out of town unexpectedly and I was trying to do Zoom hearings while keeping my 6-year-old and my 14-year-old on task with their online classes. At one point, while Zooming into a court and setting a case for trial, the judge mentioned that I seemed relaxed and comfortable. It was then that I looked down and realized I hadn't changed into a collared shirt for my Zoom hearings (as I normally do). Instead, I was wearing a Drive-By Truckers concert t-shirt that read "Hell No, I Ain't Happy." I changed and went outside for my next Zoom setting because I didn't want to disturb the kids' classes. While sitting on my front porch, a lizard ran up my leg. It was just one of those days where t