The "Genius and Miraculous" District Attorneys' Office

Oh man. Kimbra. Just when I think she can't be a more shamelessly self-aggrandizing politician, she pulls something new out of her little white Boss Ogg hat. Today, she released a pre-recorded message to her Assistant District Attorneys that was chock full of pure political awesomeness as she laid out her plans for solving the backlog of criminal cases in Harris County, Texas. At one point, she literally applauds the work of her office as "nothing short of genius and miracles." Seriously. If you would like to watch it in its entirety, here it is. NOTE: If you are reading this on an iPhone, the video may not play, but you can get to it by clicking here . If you don't have thirty minutes to enjoy Kim Ogg celebrating herself, here are some of the highlights: Highlight # 1 -- Even a Pre-Recorded Kim Ogg keeps the Commoners Waiting Even though everyone is back in the building after receiving their vaccinations, Kimbra decided that she would best reach the members o