Friday, December 23, 2011

It's That Time Again!

You know what to do . . .

On the First Day of Lykos, Snookems gave to me . . .


Anonymous said...

A BAT van controversy

Anonymous said...

a preprinted, Scroogy timesheet

Anonymous said...

A Grand Jury dodging DA.

Turn out the lights said...

1 B.A.T. van controversy

2 Runaway Grand Juries investigating the Troll who stole justice

3 rocks of crack before you go to jail......

Anonymous said...

This may be out of order, but...

Three staff indictments (at least)!

Anonymous said...

A Fifth of Amendm-- er, Jack.

The party's over said...
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Anonymous said...

A mirror...then took it back and gave it to Palmer.

Just Sayin' said...

7 stranded ADAs said this is my last fight--if they take me back to Lykos they won't take me back alive

Just Sayin'

Anonymous said...

12 Angry Grand Jurors
11 broken BAT Vans
10 day vacations to Hawaii on taxpayer money
9 0% of the office hates their boss
8 Jack and Cokes
7 and 7's
6 month demotions
5 amendments, 1,2,3,4, FIF!
4 packs a day
3 Media Relations employees making a combined $400K
2 hundred thousand dollars in questionable personal reimbursement payments to Lykos from county coffers
1 disgraceful troll of a DA

Anonymous said...

Seven obvious felonies!

Anonymous said...

12 jurors saying NOT GUILTY NOT GUILTY--you can kill again!

Anonymous said...

12 ADAs left in misdemeanor,
11 frantic closed doors,
10 cigarette breaks a day,
9 thousand dollars in mystery reimbursement,
8 hour work week,
7 day work week for everyone else,
6 dollars to work intake,
5 Golden Amendments,
4 awards in Hawaii,
3 french media liasons,
2 premade timesheets,
and a BAT Van Controversy!

Anonymous said...

10 day continuance so Patsy won't have to testify

DPPooper said...

A badge from my little pork chop.

Anonymous said...

9 Michelle and Devon cat fights

Anonymous said...

11 extended lines of credit for poor Jared Woodfill

Anonymous said...

Jimmy's nuts in a jar's gotta go somewhere in there.

Anonymous said...

I'll be damned ! Lil Jimmy is neutered? See, I can learn somethg new everyday.

Merry F'ing Christmas

Myxlplyx said...

A Palmer dodging the grand joo-ree...

Anonymous said...

I was wondering when Pat Lykos will submit her resignation in 2012?

Anonymous said...

1 whistle blower a blowing.

Anonymous said...

3 elevators working

Anonymous said...

0 investigators ever assigned to elder fraud prosecution division

1 constantly changing then disappearing prosecutor

Countless referrals of elder abuse/exploitation cases on expectation of some action

Maybe 2 prosecutions by elder abuse division in. 3 years.

Countless broken campaign promises and poorly implemented new programs doomed to fail because of failure/inability to devote adequate resources.

Anonymous said...


The campaign promises and new programs were nothing more than smoke and mirrors. It just allowed Screwge and her gang of plants to commandeer the Office.

Mark W. Stephens said...

Here is wishing you ALL a very Merry Christmas. Time to forget about the real world for a couple of days. Get lost in family and friends. Have a fantastic time. And remember the real reason for the Season. Merry Christmas!

Anonymous said...

Here's a suggestion for next year, Murray.

Can you post a thread in which people can list SPECIFIC issues (example - like the one in this thread about the Elder Abuse Division)?

This will help the media (I hope) to give them direction in asking about specific issues - IMO - if you google HCDA in the past three years, you will find many announcements of great and wonderful programs and ideas.

The PROBLEM - follow-up.

Did the program actually get started?

If it did, let's see some numbers.

Let's hear about what really happened (or didn't).

Or, about the programs that were simply renamed? You all know what I'm talking about.

In the meantime, I'm enjoying the holidays with my friends and family and pushing this ugly, ugly business out of my head!

Anonymous said...

Good Morning Boys and Girls: It's a Cold Cruel World out there so:

Mr. Grinch lyrics

You're a mean one, Mrs. Grinch. You really are a heel,You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel,

Mrs. Grinch,You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!You're a monster, Mrs. Grinch,Your heart's an empty hole,Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mrs. Grinch,I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!You're a foul one,

Mrs. Grinch,You have termites in your smile,You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mrs. Grinch,Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile! You're a rotter,

Mrs. Grinch,You're the king of sinful sots,Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch,You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!{ You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch, With a nauseous super "naus"!,You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss,

Mrs. Grinch,Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgracefulassortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!You're a foul one, Mrs. Grinch,You're a nasty wasty skunk,Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mrs. Grinch,

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,"Stink, stank, stunk"!

Ho, Ho, Ho Merry Christmas to Harris County From the District Attorney - Here is out New Years Cheer:

We seek justice,
We convict,
We hide evidence
by taking the 5th!