So, without further ado, I'm re-running the 2008 Days of Lykos. I'm also taking suggestions for the 2009 Days of Lykos.
Y'all remember how to play this game right??
Oh, and by the way, I will be ceremoniously firing myself again Christmas Eve so that Ken Magidson doesn't have to do it this year.
Merry Christmas everybody!
The 12 Days of Lykos - 2008 Edition
On the 12th Day of Lykos, Snookems gave to me 12 jurors chosen without a preemptive strike;
11 free "crooked cop passes" from Mr. Police Integrity himself;
10 internal memos regarding unprofessionalism of reading toxic, antiregime blogs;
9 new ashtrays for the 6th floor smoking lounge;
8 days of Lykos Hell every single week;
7 insulted yarmulke-wearing witnesses;
6 emails from my family wanting an explanation for why I won't be visiting as planned for New Years;
5 new pantsuits;
4 free tickets for a reception on January 1, 2009 that I'm forced to attend;
3 washed out judges;
2 Leitner balls; and
A troll from a spider hole.
22 comments:
12 months of mass confusion
Not bad, but the rules of the game are start with day one.
OK, let me give it another shot 1 DA endorsed Brady violation
2 stellar employees crucified in the Chronicle
3 wahed up Judges demanding to be called Judge
Four people who care about my talking to Congress.
Okay, now we're rolling.
"Five DIVERT & TRACE flipflooooops."
six unpaid precommits
7 Leitner bobbleheads nodding to the Judges
8 unfilled spots in the trial bureau
9 "friends of Bridgewater and Chow" hired
10 golden parachutes for 10 republican failure.
12 jurors find Jackson guilty
And a J.D. in a Coke tree!
11 weekly resignations
By the way, only 6 jurors found jackson guilty.
75 bitter ADAs...
0 Leitner balls (they were delivered to a troll in a spider whole)
Yeah, I think we should stick with the original 12 months of mass confusion.
76 different ways for Lykos to get in the media
12 jurors who will never see Pat Lykos in court.
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