The End of the Harris County District Attorney's Office
Well, you know, I always said that I thought Pat Lykos would destroy the Harris County District Attorney's Office, but I was just using that as a figure of speech.
Apparently, however, according to the new business cards that the Assistant District Attorney's are getting, the institution that I once worked for is no longer in existence.
It has been replaced by The Office of Patricia R. Lykos, District Attorney.
So, what are the artists formerly known as Assistant District Attorneys now referred to as?
Assistant Pats?
Lykosites?
Baby Snooks?
Little Jimmy and the Minions?
I'm so confused.
Oh, by the way, for all of you folks who staunchly defend Pat Lykos and say that the Office isn't just all about her and her ego.
I offer this as Pat's Exhibit 1.
Comments
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
I hope Susie Wrong gets out for time served and sets up shop on the 6th floor door. Battered Trollette Syndrome is an absolute defense......
Just Sayin'
I cannot think of a person in this state that I dislike more than Pat Lykos right now.
Pat Lykos,if nothing else, knows how to politic. Every card passed out by an ADA is now gratuitous advertising.
It is a politically savy move.
The impression put forth is that Patricia Lykos and the District Attorney's office are one and the same......and always have been.
Nothing could be further from the truth; but Lykos' strength is dependent on misinformation.
Chuck Rosenthal was not as bulletproof as he thought and neither is this imposter.
So fear not; the truth shall set you free......
I'm not defending her but just putting it out there.
FYI: instead of a Christmas Party this year Team Lykos is hosting a Re-Elect Judge Pat for DA of Lykos County. The rally will be held December 25 and of course is mandatory for all employees and their families to the 3rd order of consanguinity. Smoking will be permitted and to save money it will be BYOB + a liter of Jack for Pat. The new push cards will have a photo of Judge Pat so make sure and pass out all of your temporary push cards before then. Pat's new theme song is, "If loving her is wrong, then I don't want to be right".
This is a relatively minor issue compared to what went on when Rosenthal was there.
Rage
Little man Leitner a/k/a Wee Man will be monitoring compliance.
Have a nice day and pass out your cards--your jobs depend on it.
Lykos just get's more ridiculous everyday. I'm with postings 1-4:
-Wings coming back up aren't cool
-I'm going to have to move to Brazoria County
-It appears we lost the DA's office
-WHERE ARE MY PILLS!!!
The 6 Prong Patsy Principle (6PPP):
1.Ethics is for suckers.
2.Snookering the hard core Republican base is her sole job thus the nickname, Snookems.
3.She has a pathological need for attention. If she could think of a way to rename the CJC the Lykos Tower she would.
4.The purpose of people is to serve her needs exclusively.
5.Throwing people under the bus is her expertise. Chuck was a novice in comparison.
6. Intentional misrepresentation is the way to compensate for lack of ability.
So unless Patsy deviates from the 6PPP, chill.
I'll just chalk that one up as a win.
Rage
I'd love to know how a shrink would classify her in the DSM.
Classic.
It's basically the same as anti social personality disorder without the violence. So more women get the BPD diagnosis than the sociopathic diagnosis.
Murray, how's your old case coming along on re-punishment? I haven't seen any of the old players on the news. Gig 'em when you can old buddy.