During an interview at the jail with a client set for trial next week:
ME: I'm going to need to get you some clothes for trial. What size pants do you wear?
HIM: My waist is 34.
ME: What length for the pants?
HIM: I don't know.
ME: Well, how tall are you?
HIM: Six feet.
ME: Really? You look shorter from this side of the plexiglass.
HIM: Yeah, and you look like you got a lot more hair from this side, too.