During an interview at the jail with a client set for trial next week:
ME: I'm going to need to get you some clothes for trial. What size pants do you wear?
HIM: My waist is 34.
ME: What length for the pants?
HIM: I don't know.
ME: Well, how tall are you?
HIM: Six feet.
ME: Really? You look shorter from this side of the plexiglass.
HIM: Yeah, and you look like you got a lot more hair from this side, too.
7 comments:
The cracks in the plexiglass look like hair. Just draw a hat over them.
LOL them nutty defendants !
....ahhh, to be 6'0 and have a 34" waist.
Perhaps then I would really have a shot at imdb.
I get that a lot.
I know we're mad at Jolly right now, but tonight he put up a piece with Johnny Holmes that is a good read.
You can but a pig in a suit, and he's still a pig.
"We are eager to show the public all the evidence in this case." - Patricia R. Lykos (2/1/12)
Dear Ms. Lykos:
I am hopeful today is the day. I look forward to receiving the evidence.
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